What The Actual Fuck Just Happened? 24 Hours Of Weird GOP Sex Shit
Why are they like this? Why are they ALL like this?!
The Opinionated Ogre is 100% reader-supported. Please help me continue to inform/amuse/outrage you by becoming a supporting subscriber today for only $5 a month or just $50 a year! If not, it’s all good. Welcome to the Ogre Nation anyway!
Decades ago, I learned that the Nazi Party was filled with weird and creepy perverts. I thought it was a Hollywood trope but, NOPE! They were just weird creepy fucks. For a long time, I wondered if all of that corrupt power warped them into weird creepy fucks or if all of that corrupt power attracted weird creepy fucks.
The modern Republican Party has definitively answered that question. In just the last 24 hours, we have learned more about the sex lives of fascists than I really ever wanted to know.
In order from least creepy to “Oh my fucking god, please make it stop!”:
Chris Rufo the white nationalist cheated on his undocumented immigrant wife:
You remember Chris Rufo, yes? Maybe not. His name doesn’t really stand out as much as it should. Not for lack of trying, mind you. This is the guy who almost singlehandedly pushed Critical Race Theory into the zeitgeist.
He announced, loudly, that he was fabricating the controversy around CRT and the press still swallowed it hook, line, and sinker. One can only wonder why the GOP’s most willing accomplices enabled something they knew for a fact was a lie. Oh wait, I answered my own question, didn’t I?
Anyway, Rufo is one of the right’s most effective propagandists. He’s a moral scold and a bigot. Annnnnd he had a child out of wedlock with an undocumented immigrant and later cheated on her:
Do as I say, not as I do. Got it. Fuck you, Rufo. I hope your biracial kids grow up to despise you for being a fascist.
Olivia Nuzzi the “neutral journalist” had an affair with…ick…RFK Jr.
I read a gazillion news articles a week. Unless the writer has a recurring column or pops up on a podcast I listen to regularly, I tend not to remember their names. The fact that I knew who Olivia Nuzzi was already was not a good thing.
I knew who she was because she had a history of writing incredibly slanted articles under the guise of being a “neutral” journalist. That sort of thing catches my attention because if they’re writing for mainstream outlets, it begs the question of why the obvious bias is allowed to continue.
Want a recent example? Here’s how She wrote about Joe Biden a few months ago as Nuzzi made every effort to dehumanize him:
Here’s her response to people criticizing her for humanizing Trump in a puff piece a few weeks later:
Then there’s her long history of being an asshole:
LOL! I’m a neutral journalist!
So where did all of this lead Nuzzi, who is also engaged to sex pest Ryan Lizza, formerly of the New Yorker who was fired for “improper sexual conduct?” Nuzzi has also been fired for her own “improper conduct.” Because of course she has:
New York magazine on Thursday said its Washington correspondent, Olivia Nuzzi, is on leave after learning the star journalist had allegedly engaged in a romantic relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
"Recently our Washington Correspondent Olivia Nuzzi acknowledged to the magazine’s editors that she had engaged in a personal relationship with a former subject relevant to the 2024 campaign while she was reporting on the campaign, a violation of the magazine’s standards around conflicts of interest and disclosures," a spokesperson for New York magazine said in a statement in response to questions from Status.
This started sometime back in January. Nuzzi then spent the rest of the year savagely attacking Joe Biden, Kennedy’s main electoral target. Because she’s a “neutral journalist.” Nuzzi is also 40 years younger than the married Trump-supporting anti-vaxxer. Perfectly normal.
Also, Nuzzi murdered irony.
Hey, remember Matt Gaetz and his drug-fueled sex parties with underage girls?
I legit almost missed this because I honestly thought it was old news being recycled as so often happens on social media. When I saw the third or fourth mention of it, I said, “Why the fuck does this keep popping up?” Lo and behold, there are new court filings:
Rep. Matt Gaetz attended a drug-fueled sex party in 2017 with the 17-year-old girl at the center of the alleged sex trafficking scandal, according to legal documents filed to a Florida federal court shortly before midnight Thursday, which cite sealed affidavits from three eyewitness testimonies.
The minor, who was a junior in high school at the time, arrived in her mother’s car for a July 15, 2017, party at the Florida home of Chris Dorworth, a lobbyist and friend of Gaetz’s, according to a court filing written by defense attorneys who interviewed witnesses as part of an ongoing civil lawsuit Dorworth brought in 2023.
…
One eyewitness cited in the court filings, a young woman referred to as K.M., provided a sworn affidavit that claimed the teenage girl was naked, partygoers were there to “engage in sexual activities,” and “alcohol, cocaine, ecstasy … and marijuana” were present. The teenage girl was identified in the filings only as A.B.
This is a civil suit from one of the other pedophile degenerates trying to extricate themselves from this mess so it’s extremely unlikely anything will come from it in regards to Gaetz. The feds already declined to press charges and no one is holding him accountable in Congress. It’s a nice reminder, however, that Gaetz likes to fuck children while high on drugs.
And then there’s superfreak Mark Robinson…
For real, I’d skip this part if I were you. Just scroll down to the part where it says SAFE ZONE and just assume you read some really awful and gross shit. Your eyes will thank you.
But if you, like me, feel the need to know regardless of how terrible knowing is, well, keep reading.
And may god have mercy on your soul.
Let’s start off with the easy stuff. Robinson bragged on a porn site that he was a Peeping Tom as a teenager:
Yet privately under the username minisoldr on Nude Africa, Robinson graphically described his own sexual arousal as an adult from the memory of secretly “peeping” on women in public gym showers as a 14-year-old. Robinson recounted the story as a memory he said he still fantasized about.
“I came to a spot that was a dead end but had two big vent covers over it! It just so happened it overlooked the showers! I sat there for about an hour and watched as several girls came in and showered,” Robinson wrote on Nude Africa.
OK, sure. Not cool but teens are not exactly known for their discretion. Bragging about it as an adult seems a little weird, though.
Then there’s this:
In other comments on Nude Africa, Robinson discussed his affinity for transgender pornography.
“I like watching tranny on girl porn! That’s f*cking hot! It takes the man out while leaving the man in!” Robinson wrote. “And yeah I’m a ‘perv’ too!”
OK, look, be into what you’re into. There are some issues with fetishizing any group, whether it be Asians, Latinos, or Trans people. But your kink is your kink. You do you.
Unless you make a career of screaming hate for that group at the top of your lungs. And that’s exactly what Mark Robinson does. His statements concerning the LGBTQ community are beyond vile. He holds himself up as a paragon of virtue and “family values.”
So of course he also bragged about banging his sister-in-law and…more.
No, really, you can just skip ahead to the safe zone now. I won’t blame you. If not, well, you’ve been warned…
*GRAPHIC SEXUAL CONTENT* Also kind of icky
There’s more. A lot more. And if you really want to wade through that cesspit, American Muckrakers has it screen-capped. It’s…ick.
If you skipped over the last part to here, it’s OK. I wish I could have done the same. Alas, this was not an option for me. But I can go on knowing that some of you out there are living your lives free of the intimate details of Mark Robinson’s sex life.
ANYWAY!
This was all Republican depravity that dropped in just the last 24 hours. These are four very high-profile right-wingers and every one of them is a moral black hole and/or a fucking pervert.
What does that say about the Republican Party that so much of this stuff comes pouring out of their camp on a regular basis? I’m not even going to bother getting into the fact that Kennedy, a huge Trump supporter now, cheated on his second wife after driving his first one to suicide with dozens of affairs.
Why are they like this? Why are they ALL like this ALL the time? You can’t throw a dead squirrel at a Republican convention without hitting a dozen pedophiles. The same people squealing day and night and how evil gay sex is have fetishes and kinks that would make all but the most hardened sex workers blush.
And power has nothing to do with it. Democrats have power, too, and while they have their share of sex scandals, it’s not nearly as pervasive and rarely even come close to the same level of depravity.
No, the fact is that the Republican Party attracts moral deviants and, let’s just say it, fucking freaks because they know that this is where they will be welcomed and protected. Real talk right now: The only reason North Carolina Republicans are demanding Robinson withdraw from the race is that he’s losing and threatens to hurt Trump’s chances of taking the state. And because he’s Black.
If he were white or winning or posed no risk to Trump, the party would have circled the wagons. But he’s not, he’s not, and he very much does. I do not believe Trump has made a statement yet. Maybe he’ll continue to support a fellow golden shower enthusiast. Sorry to put that image in your head.
This was a problem long before Trump although he made it much worse. There’s a reason the fringe is obsessed with fucking underage girls and the party is quickly adopting the ideology that age of consent laws are a problem. The party is attracting perverts like a lodestone and it’s reaching critical mass.
I do not know what to do about this other than crush them at the ballot box and keep these fucking sexual deviants as far away from power (and children) as possible. At some point, the GOP has to collapse under the weight of its own perversions. Our job is to minimize the damage they do until that happens.
There are 45 days until the 2024 election. Vote blue like your life depends on it. This is America. No kings. No weirdos. Vote Harris and Walz.
I hope you feel better informed about the world and ready to kick fascists in the teeth to protect it. This newsletter exists because of you, so please consider becoming a supporting subscriber today for only $5 a month or just $50 a year. Thank you for everything!
Sadly, having been subject to the sex trade and a non consensual bdsm dynamic, this wasn’t even shocking to read. Pretty tame tbh. (By comparison and no, I won’t “go there,” I don’t need to relive those traumas and no one else needs to read them.)
That said. Utterly disgusting and yes, I do absolutely think less of anyone who participates in and enjoys these activities. If that’s kink shaming, well, I’m a bad, awful, no good kink shamer.
The fact that these people openly proclaim their hate for groups they then proceed to fetishize? Predictable, gross, but predictable.
The Republican Party needs to go the direction of other obsolete political parties and we need to see the rise of multiple parties that are actually in touch with (not in that way, mind: get out of gutter ugh lol) the needs of the common people.
That is why I’m voting Democrat. Not because I agree with everything they say and do or because I think they’re the “only good ones” but because right now they are the option that gives us opportunity to have more options later. That and I do really like Harris/Walz. I’m eager to see what they can do with this country.
All the ick aside, I’m amazed that anyone would criticize Joe for his smooth skin. For perfect Botox abuse models, please see Laura Loomer, Kimberly Guilfoyle…