Whiny Incels Rage About Icky Mean Women For Your Amusement
It's probably a good thing these fucking idiots will never have children and spread their genes.
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The rise of incels (“involuntarily celibate”) has led to a massive spike in online misogyny and real-world violence against women. It has also, fortunately, given women a really easy way to spot nature’s losers from a mile away. I’m not one for eugenics but I have to imagine that these dumbshits removing themselves from the gene pool has to be good for the long-term survival of the species:
That’s a lot to unpack. From starting with casual misogyny and moving on to a ludicrous misunderstanding of biology before swerving into hardcore misogyny, this is quite the rollercoaster of stupid.
One would hope that it’s an isolated incident. One would, however, be wrong. This is the norm in the incel community which appears to be designed to keep men from ever getting laid. Honestly, I’m OK with this. These are men, and I am using the loosest possible definition of the word, whose view of women is so detached from reality, they cannot possibly form a relationship.
Let’s take a look at a Twitter thread I happened across that perfectly exemplifies the mindless rage and hate consuming these imbeciles.
This is the guy who kicked it off:
Ignore the fact that he just made up the 80% statistic. Look at the answers he got.
No cooking skills? Is she your fucking personal chef? Mommy needs to make lunch for you? I’m not saying women shouldn’t know how to cook. They should. And so should men. I’ve read more than one article describing how far too many Millennials and Gen Z have no idea what to do in a kitchen and it’s offensive.1 What the fuck were their parents thinking?
One assumes, however, that this loser doesn’t hold men to the same standard. I’d be surprised if he could boil water.
Anyway, this precious little snowflake is just the tip of the iceberg.
This is a recurring theme. Women are all golddiggers.
I promise you, “Mr. Presentable” thinks he’s a nice guy and women are all villains. This started in high school when no one would date him because he was a dick.
Yeah, these all seem like totally normal men who any woman would be lucky to settle down with avoid like the plague.
It gets worse (because of course it does). In Incel Land, the manbabies have a specific vocabulary when whining about why they can’t get laid. See if you can spot it:
Incel: Relationships are a business transaction. That’s how I view spending time with a woman. I’ve invested time and money into you so you owe me sex.
Woman: Yeah, I’m not interested in being treated like an object for rent. No, I’m not fucking you because you bought me dinner a couple of times.
Incel: Women are cold and heartless! Why won’t they marry me?! I’m such a nice guy!
The guys complaining about “return on investment” are quite literally the same ones complaining that women are gold-digging whores. Which is it, dipshits? Are relationships an investment of time and money or not? If they are, shouldn’t women look for the best investment? Why do only men get to approach dating as a transaction?
Oh right! Because men are owed sex and women are expected to provide it.
You, dear reader, are aware of this, yes? This is a dominant theory among incels and rapists. All men are entitled to, even owed, sex when they want it. Women are therefore obligated to provide it or suffer the consequences. This is one of the many MANY reasons Republicans keep trying to narrow the definition of rape. They want to make it as legal as possible because men are entitled to sex when they want it from whoever they want it from.
And they wonder why women demand protection from them.
But what’s the real problem here? Why are men having so much trouble getting a date these days? This guy gets SO CLOSE to the answer:
Ooooooh…not quite!
“Unrealistic expectations” translates into “Actual expectations.” This is what men have been terrified of for over a century, ever since women demanded, and won, the right to vote. It’s been a slippery slope ever since.
Women slowly, so very slowly,2 came to understand their worth and place in society.
Why, yes, we can hold jobs. Yes, we can earn college degrees. No, we shouldn’t make less than men. Yes, we can start and run a business. No, we shouldn’t have to let men sexually harass and assault us. Yes, we can run for office and wield power at the highest levels in the land.
But the thing that really changed in the last couple of decades is that women started to expect more not just from themselves, they started to expect more from men. And that really freaked men out.
It’s important to understand that being a man, especially a white man, is like playing a video game on easy mode. You don’t automatically win, of course. You can still lose, but it’s way easier for you than for everyone else. You don’t have to put nearly as much effort in. You just had to show up and do the minimum.
And so it was for dating. Women had their expectations set so low that as long as you weren’t a drooling slob, you had a reasonable chance.
But now women want more than “good enough.” They want to date, sure, but they don’t feel nearly as much pressure to settle. JD Vance pours derision on “childless cat ladies” but given the choice of remaining single and being with a man who can’t be bothered doing more than the bare minimum, more and more women are saying, “No thanks. Do better.”
But men are still stuck in that entitled mindset. The right feeds them the myth that they deserve more just for having a penis. The truth is that they deserve nothing but what they can earn through hard work, both professionally and personally.
Hard work in relationships is, well, hard. And men, especially white men, have not been taught to sing for their supper in the bedroom, so to speak. They’ve been taught that sex and companionship are their birthright.
Women, on the other hand, have been taught for generations that finding a man by any means necessary was the only way to survive. Until it wasn’t. Now they’re more than capable of taking care of themselves, no man required. And if they don’t need a man, then they don’t have to settle for whatever comes their way. That means men have to put in the time and effort and that, not feminism, not liberalism, not porn, not lesbians or TV or romance novels or rap music or college degrees or anything else, is why so many men are turning into whiny manbaby incels.
They were told their penis was the magic key to unlock the world but then someone took them off easy mode. Now they can’t stop bitching and moaning about how tough it is to be a man in a world out to destroy men. Boo fucking hoo.
Honestly, it would be funnier to watch their ongoing temper tantrum if so many of them didn’t turn to fascism and pedophilia3 as the answer to their inability to get laid. But still, it’s pretty fucking funny watching a bunch of losers demand to know why they can’t find a girlfriend and answer their own question in the process.
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I imagine this is what the grandparents of Gen X must feel like. “What do you mean you can’t build a bookcase from scratch with a hammer and two nails?! What are they teaching you kids these days?!”
Hey, it’s hard to make progress when literally every aspect of society is built on the assumption that your gender is worthless.
There’s a reason so many incels want to be able to date 14-year-olds. They’re easier to manipulate and control.
My response: GET A COUCH!
Involuntary my ass! They are voluntarily choosing to accept this “lifestyle” and the misogynistic beliefs that are part of that. They could choose to be different. To get some help.