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Mar 27Liked by Justin Rosario

every day, i wish that the mango mussolini chokes on a "hamberder".

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Mar 28·edited Mar 28

No. Definitely not. I want him to stay sufficiently healthy and competent enough to get convicted multiple times.

If Trump dies, or gets declared incompetent, everything stops. No criminal trials. No convictions. No jail time.

We NEED to have this carried through to a conclusion. We NEED to show people on both sides (those who know the rule of law is important but fear it won't be applied to Trump, and those MAGA-types who count on it not being applied to Trump) that rich and powerful criminals face real consequences.

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And if he doesn't die of his own hand in plain sight with many witnesses, Lordy help us from his MAGA Martydom, crazy on crack.

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I want him to have a stroke or a heart attack but I want him to survive in a diminished state and to be conscious enough to realize how fucked he is. I want him to feel the wet warmth in his skin as he shits himself uncontrollably inside his diaper and to go nuts with frustration because he can’t speak or move to ask for help, and to lie there smelling the stench leaking from his soiled diaper for hours until someone realizes he’s still alive and might need something. I know I shouldn’t wish such a horrible fate to anyone but this is Donnie we’re talking about here.

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Absolutely. Perfect description of how he should be.

AFTER he’s found guilty in all of his trials. Then he gets a stroke and a long life living with it.

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A lock-in stroke is what happened to my devout Irish grandmother, and it’s most definitely good enough for Trump. Let him spend his final years in the company of his favorite person in the world

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Let's hope it stays that way.

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"...and hold the press accountable when it’s all over."

Better idea: Let's hold them accountable NOW.

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There are 222 days until the 2024 election. Vote blue like everyone's life depends on it, even people you've never met and will never meet, and yes even vote blue for the fascists, may they someday learn to stop poking holes in the bottom of the boat.

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Sure hope the 'Court' doesn't try Bush v Gore 2.0...this bunch of fascists makes the Rehnquist mob look like the Warren bench

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Yes, we should violate consciences and vote Biden because Trump is just as bad — just more amateurish and crude at his approach. And, it’s not “third parties” — it’s multiple parties. Of course the propaganda of the duopoly is that it’s “third parties” — and you’re really thinking for yourself if go along with the D’s and the R’s.

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Yes, a damn shame. And a damn shame if money-grubbjng media networks get their asses kicked into the gutter.

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