OK, I’m definitely not going to celebrate with a new post every time another 500 people subscribe. It was just two and half weeks ago that I reached my first 5001 and jumping up and down every 3 weeks or so would get tiresome. For you, at least. I plan to do a happy dance every time!
Anyway! As I mentioned last time, I legit did not expect to hit 1000 until, at best, sometime in December. That’s if I even made it that far this year at all. I appear to be roughly eight months ahead of schedule!
That is all thanks to you, my impossibly wise, charming, and amazing audience of magnificent bastards. You allow me to write as raw and crudely or as straight and smoothly as the mood strikes me and you still stick around. That’s a rare thing and I thank you deeply for it.
We have a lot of work to do between now and November when we stop these soulless monsters from setting the nation on fire. If you appreciate what I am doing here, now would be a fantastic time to help me continue informing/amusing/outraging you several times a week by becoming a regular subscriber or a supporting subscriber now.
For just $5 a month or $50 a year, you can help me reach my stupidly small goal of 10 new supporting subscribers a month (I know, really shooting for the moon, right?). Come join The Ogre Nation! You won’t regret it!
As promised, now that I’ve hit 1000 subscribers, there will be alcohol tonight!
😄 Well-deserved
I'll subscribe as soon as I can, promise! 🙂 🇲🇽🇺🇲♀️🏳️🌈 Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉